Homophobia.

Omg I just discovered that my friend's lesbian!!!

Ha, how homophobic of you. How did you find out?

It's a long story, but I was snooping in her email inbox.

So she exchanges sickeningly sweet love emails with a girlfriend?

She either has a girlfriend or is wanting one. What should I do? Should I try to change her? She's still rather young, and in a girls' school. Rather impressionable.

How old is she?

Sec 4. I don't know what I should do...

Well, try talking to her first. Find out why she's inclined that way. Maybe you can casually ask if she's attached or something like that. But I recommend you revise your opinion about changing her. There's nothing wrong with being a lesbian, is there?

. . . It's not wrong, but she may not know any better. She's rather quiet, tomboyish, behaves like a butch, and even her mother's starting to suspect.

If you're so bent on changing her, flirt with her lah! I bet she won't be able to resist your charms.

Eh, I did think of that, but... later she like me how?!

Even better. Then it means your charms are indeed irresistable, enough to make a lesbian straight. Cool right?

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HA I finished my essays! Suck it up. They probably suck, but better to get them done. WHOO.