Tips on how to date a girl.

My elder brother and I were giving my little brother tips on how to date.

1. You can never go wrong with ice cream for a first date, because girls like to eat ice cream. It's easy to eat, and you can blush furiously when you two bump spoons to scoop up a particular chunk of ice cream. (Then maybe you can feed her your chunk instead. Aww!) *However, exceptions do apply, like if they are lactose-intolerant or diabetic.

2. An affordable, air-conditioned place is preferred. Think Swensens or Gelare.

3. Be casual about asking the girl out for a date. Don't come off as too flustered.

4. Pay for the first date. You can go Dutch on future dates.

5. Don't let in on the fact that you're a mummy's boy. It is a turn-off.

6. Don't find girls who live too far. Sending her home would be a bitch.

That's all. I hope you find the advice useful. But I'm sure all of you are seasoned players already. Don't need such pathetic advice. I is noob. Haha!

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Today is a day where I feel at ease with myself and quite happy. It is certainly very nice to feel wanted. As you may have noticed, I do not like to waste words. I try to use simple and effective English to get my message across, because overly flowery language just defeats the purpose. I also realised that despite not using hyperbolic language, I'm still quite capable of expressing myself, so all's good! Maybe my English just sucks; that's why I am unable to use multi-syllabic words. :(

If my English sucks, then I need to read more books. So I got more fiction, and less self-help this time. I only borrowed three self-help books! Self-help has inculcated in me a habit of using direct and to-the-point language.



i'm so glad that the library doubled its loan limit for the holidays. When I got these books I planted myself at the library with a friend for the longest time evar. The Etiquette book is quite interesting!

Oh man. Why do people always leave so abruptly on MSN? It. Is. So. Annoying.

Recipe for Very-Nice-To-Eat Pasta Dessert

Ingredients:
2 cans of cream (One is about the size of a regular tuna can)
1 can of fruit cocktail, drained (The size of one can is twice as large as the standard can)
Liberal amounts of condensed milk
Pasta

Directions:
1. Boil pasta.
2. Mix pasta, cream, fruit cocktail and condensed milk. Add copious amounts of condensed milk, if you like it sweet.
3. Refrigerate.
4. Tuck in!

Note: You may add raisins or nuts if you like.

I lurvvve eating this. It's sickeningly sweet, especially the one my maid made, but I eat it all the same.

The reason I gave my dad for going to NJC instead of VJC:

"Go to VJC only can meet boys who live in Bedok lah, Tampines lah. Go to NJC can meet boys who live at Bukit Timah!"

He grinned like a Cheshire cat, very relieved that I finally know how to make wise decisions and think for my future. I am happy that he is happy.